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1. Are you a sexual deviant? It depends on your definition of sexual deviancy. I’m not one to eat plain cheerios every morning of my life, but a ball-gag floating in the milk is a little over my line. P.S. – Dudes should not wear eye liner.

2. Would you kiss someone of the same gender? Pre-op or Post-op?

3. Would you let someone fart on your face for $100? Sure, money’s money. I’ve done dirtier things for less.

4. Would you pay to have sex with someone? If so, who? No, but I will rent out my rock-hardedness.

5. Would you accept money for sex? How much would it take? Considering that relationships are a form of prostitution anyway, sure. I’d do it for as low as a double cheeseburger but it depends on the patron.

6. Do you know what a Dirty Sanchez is? Not personally, but you have something on your face.

7. Have you ever gone 3 days without showering or bathing? Yes, I have camped before.

8. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? Who? What? Huh?

9. Do you have dirty thoughts? All the time. They strangle and choke out my clean wholesome thoughts every day.

10. Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row? I don’t wear undergarments.

11. Have you ever eaten your own vomit? Intentionally? Not that I recall.

12. A fly just flew into your mouth – Spit or swallow? I’m sure Bear Grylls from Man vs. Wild would say to swallow it so why not? P.S. Kermit the Frog was awesome and he ate flies. There’s nothing wrong with it.

13. Have you ever been caught masturbating? I don’t masturbate, I moisturize.

14. What toys do you keep by your bedside? They come and go, door’s always unlocked after 10:30.

15. What was the best concert you’ve ever been to? Dia de los Toadies at Possum Kingdom Lake 2008.

16. What is your alcoholic drink of choice? “Beer is proof that the good lord loves us and wants us all to be happy.”

17. What annoys you most about people? Close-mindedness, ignorance, and people who think that they’re better than others for no reason. We all poo.

18. What are 3 things you just can’t live without? Laughter, my dogs, and 5 Hour Energy.

19. How many tattoos/piercings do you have? None and none. I’m terrified of needles. They’re like bees that don’t fly.

20. What is your worst habit? Flipping off people.

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